Ninja

Lost Souls 020

I try to avoid people at all costs. To be honest, this is what I do sometimes. My wife is the opposite. She goes out waving to people, chatting like she’s the mayor of a town that doesn’t exist.

Oliver: Wear dark clothes.

Oliver: Sneak out at night.

Oliver: Hide in the shrubs.

Oliver: Quietly open the mailbox.

Oliver: Quickly sneak back into the house.

Oliver: And that’s how you avoid the over-sharing neigh—

Over-sharing neighbor: Oliver, let me show you my toenail fungus.